Avocadore Avocados

Dress: Avocado Print Pink Fit & Flare Dress by Unique Vintage (size 4x) via Gwynnie Bee

Leggings: LuLaRoe (TC2)

Sandals: Born

All Jewelry: Vintage

Photography: Super Boo & Me

Stats: 5'7" 55-50-64

An avocado dress calls for avocado leggings, right? I like these Unique Vintage dresses, but they never fit me right on top...everywhere else is good though. The print was adorable, however, why are the insides of these avocados yellow?! It doesn't matter because I avocadore avocados. 

My hair needs to be cut...but at this point, who knows when that can safely happen? Perhaps I should just grow it out...I like this haircut because it's so so so easy. I wash it. And spray some stuff in it & scrunch. When I try to have straight hair, I have to gel it down flat or iron it. When I have long hair I have to hot roller it. And if I'm in a hurry...blow dry it. My problems are the worst. 

I've worn this bracelet before, but this is my first time wearing the matching necklace. The earring I'm wearing also has a matching necklace...I just don't have a lot of solid yellow earrings to choose from. 

My make-up with this outfit included...Urban Decay eyeliner in Electric Empire, Violet Voss Sparkling Cherry Limeade palette, Cotton Candy & Sprinkles eyeshadow by Too Faced, Big Bang lipstick & lipliner, & OPI nail polish in You're Grounded.

Look at that fabulous orange car...I mean, just the color...not the actual car. All the asparagus...is what David & I have been eating...2 hamburger patties with cheese hiding underneath. When the quarantine first began, we turned to a lot of comfort food...things we normally don't eat like bread...oh, & more bread. I mean, let's be honest...I could live on bread. But that got old quickly & then the farmers' market veggies exploded & mostly we've been eating salads....sooooo many salads. Asparagus season is over, but I bought so much that we still have one more heaping helping left to make. My monthly Boxy Charm. 

I got a necklace...you can't tell...but this necklace is various shades of orange. I take these photos inside & we have super warm lighting. Look at this happiness that came in the mail! A rainbow bag from IKEA from my old online friend, Christiane...I met her back in 1999 in the same group I met Kate, Plus Goths. Pokey Lafarge playing a tune on Patreon. 

David is building us a pergola! He picked up the first of the materials he needed. Distracting dogs cavorting cutely while I try to plan my curtain sewing project. And! Market raspberries from my favorite lady, Fern...I love these SO much. 

My friend Michael has been sending me vintage stuff for sale on FB Marketplace...& just look at these sexy sirens. I visited Waterloo for the first time only to discover that this clock was made of heavy plastic & not metal. So I went home without it. 

Dan Rodriguez playing songs & some vintage Czech jewelry I found on Etsy.